Three Dogs At The Vet’s

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet.

The Black Labrador asked the yellow Labrador "So why are you here?"

The yellow Lab replied, "I’m a pisser. I piss on everything….the sofa, the

curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I

pissed in the middle of my owner’s bed."

The black Lab said, " So what’s the vet going to do ? "

" Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They reckon

it’ll calm me down."

"And why are you here?" the Yellow Lab asked the Black

The Black Lab said, "I’m a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and

trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I’m inside, I dig up the carpets.

But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my

owners’ couch."

"So what are they going to do to you?" the Yellow Lab inquired.

"Looks like I’m losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.

The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here?

"I’m a humper," said the Great Dane. "I’ll hump anything. I’ll hump the cat,

a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I


"Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to

dry her feet, and I just couldn’t help myself. I hopped on her back and

started hammering away."

The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance. "So, it’s nuts off for

you too, huh?"

The Great Dane said, "No, apparently I’m here to get my nails clipped. "


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Playing Golf Later In Life

Playing Golf Later In Life
Three old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf.
The pro asked, “Did you guys have a good game today?”
The first old guy said, “I had the most riders ever. I had 9.”
The second old guy said, “I had 7 riders, the same as last time.”
The last old man said, “I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today.”

After they went into the locker room, another golfer who had heard the old guys talking about their game went to the pro and said, “I’ve been playing golf for a long time and thought I knew all the terminology of the game, but what’s a rider?”

The pro said, “A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to actually get in the golf cart."